Is this thing on?
Yeah, it's on.
Well, I suppose there's a few things to put in order, first.
I'm Pat, and I'll be your guide as we wend through the virtual book stacks of Amazon's Kindle. We're going to excavate for the best in self-published books, the gems of freebie classics, and the shrewdest of Kindle deals. So follow the light of the lantern as we delve deep into the digital archive.
My credentials, you ask? I can shot-put a puppy at least 30m, and a dead one at least 40m.
Does that count?
Oh well. Come along, anyway.
Remember, if we get separated, don't panic. I'm probably just as lost as you.